Alycia Lane Fan Pleads In Paper For Date

A letter in today’s Daily News from one Mark Anthony Vare, who currently has one Google result:

ANNE M. Ginsberg, I’m sad to read of your enmity toward Alycia Lane. She is naturally gorgeous and owes no one an apology.

She wasn’t on the entire front page due to her countenance. She was NEWS. And the DN is a NEWSpaper. (Not a tabloid scandal-sheet.)

The vast majority of us aren’t glamorous. Don’t toss-’n'-turn over it.

This is pretty much the best defense of celebrity coverage possible: These people are beautiful, and deserve to be covered!

I also urge you all to read the letter that prompted this response, along with the letters below it about Jim McGreevey molesting kids, why jury duty is awesome and why Barbaro sucks.

Alycia was news [DN]
Don’t let celeb drivel drive out real news [DN]