Blue-Collar Dads In Blue-Collar Caps

Hmm, where were we? Oh, right: The Bonnie & Clyde of Identity Fraud. Anyway, yesterday the parents showed up to take Jocelyn Kirsch (22, w/ tits) and Edward Anderton (25, w/o) home to get away from Lu Ann Cahn standing out front of their condo.

Anyway, the lawyerly damage control has already begun. Anderton’s family, it turns out, can only afford baseball caps.

“To his parents, this is a lot of money,” Anderton’s attorney, Larry Krasner, told Municipal Court Judge Thomas Gehret yesterday. Krasner, who had few words for reporters, griped to Gehret that their reports had made it look like Anderton “is somehow privileged and he is wealthy.”

Facing Bail Commissioner Dwain Hill at a later hearing, Krasner said: “His father works for a newspaper, and he goes to work in a baseball cap and blue jeans.”

Meanwhile, radio DJ Kidd Chris has offered $2,000 for an interview with Kirsch. Two thousand? Please. Girl’s probably just spent that much on Chris’ credit card just this morning.