Turns Out We Were Attacked By Terrorists

That robber (Mustafa Ali, from right by Franklin Mills) who allegedly shot and killed (and, later, confessed to) shooting two armored truck guards: Totally doing it as a part of Islamic terrorism’s reign of terror in America.

Or so says a website with a lot of animated smilies and ads for curing your asthma in one week and, literally, I swear to God, a non-ironic usage of the crying bald eagle.

The families of Joseph Alullo and William Widmaier are grieving today as the so-called ‘religion of peace’ can lay claim to yet another vile act of murder on American soil.

A few days ago, two retired Philadelphia policemen lost their lives in a vicious attack while they were servicing an ATM for an armored truck company. As it turns out, the thug who murdered these two men was a black Muslim with a long criminal history.

It’s nice somebody figured out what kind of article you’d get if you combined the Daily News‘ crime writing with The Bulletin’s general right-wing ridiculousness. And be sure to read that link to the plot by Chairman Mao to reform the American media.

Muslim Monster Confesses To Killing Two Retired Philadelphia Cops [American Daily]