Slow jams, all week on Philadelphia Will Do

Some announcements: As you may have noticed — or haven’t, since you’re not here — things are slow this week. (Very, very slow. And there aren’t as many people at work to visit blogs to waste time, even.)

The week between Christmas and New Year’s is the slowest time on earth for news organizations (and news-ish blogs like this one). This is why end-of-year features are so popular: there’s nothing else to write about!

I am no exception to this general malaise toward work on this darkest of weeks. And so, everything’s going to be a little slow for the next few days.

But fear not! Tomorrow, the first of a three-part year-in-Philly wrap as well more stupid headlines, horrible one-liners, fake Metro editions — and maybe some puppies, if everyone behaves.