Good Job, You Idiots

Ahh, yes, noted basketball power Greece (led by Hercules, most likely) defeated our most athletic millionaires this morning in the semifinals of the basketball World Championships.

Plan for the rest of the day: Go back in time and kill Dr. James Naismith before he has the chance to embarrass us over 100 years later.

Upset special: Greece stuns U.S. in FIBA semis [AP/ESPN.com]