Terrell Owens Tells Hilarious Jokes

Noted awesome former Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens just signed a brand new contract. He’s going to celebrate by helping new teammate Pacman Jones by telling an off-color joke, to get the heat off him:

Terrell Owens has an idea for keeping his new teammate Adam “Pacman” Jones out of trouble.

Owens, who is being recognized this summer as an Alzheimer’s Association Champion for his work for the foundation, says Jones — who was suspended from the NFL after a series of arrests, including one stemming from a shootout at a Las Vegas strip club — should join him in his charity work.

“I hope we can get him affected by [Alzheimer's] just a little bit so he can forget about those strip clubs,” Owens joked in an interview with ABC News Radio.

Oh, TO. Another one of your hilarious Alzheimer’s jokes. That’s a good way to get people riled up — something you like to do, apparently — and make everyone forget about Pacman Jones’ strip club visits.

Owens Embraces Troubled Teammate ‘Pacman’ [ABC News]