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Nets Confirm What Everyone Already Knew About Jerz

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But, wait, it gets better:

New Jersey chose Izod’s offer over a $1.4 million per year bid from Rocawear and a $2.1 million per year bid from Southpole, Zoffinger said.

New Jersey Nets to play at Izod Center [Sport Business]

Popular Salesman Arrested

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Salesman Edward Stern was arrested yesterday. His clientèle was highly upset, wondering just where they were going to get their goods without him around anymore.

The clientèle, of course, were drug buyers, and Stern was arrested and charged with weapons violations, possession of drugs with the intent to deliver and possession of an instrument of crime.

He also worked at a cell phone store in Mayfair. Although his coworkers knew of his checkered past — “Stern and his ‘Ugly Squad’ cohorts took significant losses in 2005, when cops raided their posh Wissinoming lairs and confiscated $1.3 million, 11 kilograms of cocaine and six live alligators” — they didn’t know he was allegedly still selling drugs.

But maybe they should have:

The ordeal was mystifying and frightening for Stern’s boss at the cell-phone shop, Johnny Dax. “He was a great worker,” said Dax, 34. “He was here every day from noon to 8 p.m.

“Nobody ever had a problem with him. In fact, the customers loved him.”

Yeah, the customers usually love the workers at cheapo cell phone stores.

Static on his cell [Daily News]

Sometimes, It Can Be Too Big

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The following is an ad currently on Craigslist:

i HAVE A 3 FOOT AMERICAN ALLIGATOR ALWAYS HANDLED . HE’S JUST GETTING TO BIG FOR MY SPACE . IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET ME KNOW

I just came up with a new personal rule: Don’t buy alligators from people who type in all caps.

AMERICAN ALLIGATOR [Craigslist]
Photo by Fritz Geller-Grimm, licensed via Creative Commons

It wasn’t me…

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… but I’d like to think I would have done the same thing.

Man Frees Puppy From Gator’s Grip [AP/NBC 10]