Alan Keyes Campaigns In Hazleton

PW’s Alli Katz notes that everyone’s favorite presidential candidate, “Cowboy” Alan Keyes, is in Hazleton today to announce his presidential bid, even though he’s already said he’s running for president. But he’s formally doing it in the city where the mayor hates illegal immigrants, just to show what a compassionate Christian he is.

Because third party candidates really have a shot at running the country, Keyes has left the Republican party and is now in the Constitution Party. What’s Alan Keyes going to do as president? Oh, I dunno, declare a war on pornography.

I’m fond of reminding people that the meaning of the word “pornography” in its Greek root, pornos graphein, means to describe the harlot’s work, to describe the business of the harlot.

He’s fond of reminding people the root of pornography comes from the Greek for prostitution. A hit at parties! He is definitely getting my vote this November. There’s a live video stream on his website; his speech is apparently at 8:30 tonight. Out late on a school night!

Finally, A Candidate We Can Get Behind [Independence Brawl]

Alan Keyes Was In Pa. And Nobody Told Me?

Last year around this time, a bunch of people held a pro-gun rally at Harrisburg in response to people who were, uh, anti-gun. (Right?) It ended up being a controversial because there was a sign saying Rep. Angel Cruz should be “hung from the tree of liberty.”

KYW 1060, incidentally, calls him “a Philadelphia representative of color.”

So how to make sure this rally won’t be reported as controversial by the media? Why, hire a black Christian to be the keynote speaker! That’s right: “Presidential candidate” Alan Keyes spoke at the rally.

KYW 1060, incidentally, calls him “a noted conservative of color.”

This Year, a Toned-Down 2nd Amendment Rally in Harrisburg [KYW 1060]