Philadelphia: Next Great American Cokehead

Seriously, there’s been a lot of cocaine news this week. First there was this headline, and then the Convention Center landed this NA convention, and yesterday a guy was arrrested for allegedly letting a baby get into his coke stash.

Yeah, yeah. Three’s a mini-trend, you say. Okay. How about four coke stories this week?

This latest story involves a man, who — when asked by the airport security guard what the bulge on his knee was — ran away, barefoot, through the terminal. He was eventually caught and arrested.

There’s nothing left to say but that Philly is just crazy for coke. Huzzah!

Passenger arrested after barefoot chase through airport [Inky]