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Water, Water Everywhere

Today’s Inquirer contains a list of tips about how to prepare for and stay safe during floods. Perfectly fine idea. Good idea, even. But check out the second part of tip #2:

Don’t walk through flooded streets. Drowning is the No. 1 cause of flood deaths.

And here I thought it was radiation.

Wading the Waters [Inquirer]

If You Read One Thing This Year, Make It This!

It’s a little out in the ‘burbs, but it’s important information, so I think you guys should know. From the crime log in the Doylestown Intelligencer:

A teenager stole beer from a garage on Mulberry Drive on April 1. A woman who lives at the house saw the boy in her garage shortly after 10 p.m. Police are reminding people to keep their garages closed.

Phew! Now this is the advice you couldn’t get from anyone but the police.

Police news 4/10/06 [Intelligencer]

Oh, Henry

THE ADVOCATE Oh, Herb. In yesterday’s Evening Bulletin, Herb Denenberg — knower of all, apparently — fields a question and answer about, well, you read (you can see a scan of it here):

Question: One of the standard recommendations for preventing fraud and identity theft is not to write your PIN down, certainly not on a check card, credit card, or related document. So you’re supposed to memorize it. Are there safe alternatives as I don’t seem to be able to memorize all my numbers?

Answer: Here’s one suggestion. Develop your own code so instead of writing down the PIN you write down a series of coded letters. There are endless ways to construct a code. One is to use letters of an easily remembered name to substitute for numbers. For example, use “Henry Smith.” Each letter has to be different. The first letter, h, is one; the next letter is two, etc. The last one is zero. So if the number is 7142, it would be written in code as m-h-r-e. There are all kinds of other easy methods of encoding PINs.

I can only imagine what those other ways are. They probably involve looking up a passage from each Gospel, copying down the chapter and verse (for example, “Luke 2:14″) and then tossing them all into big fire so that your pin number comes out (briefly) in the smoke. Then again, that’d probably be simpler than the “Henry Smith” method.