There Is No Way This Is The Real Website Of Bob Brady’s Opponent

Old CW: U.S. Rep. Bob Brady is essentially running unopposed for reelection. New CW: Republican opponent Mike Muhammad is going to mop the floor with Brady.

How could one logically refute the logic of Muhammad’s Q&A above (from his Issues page)? One should vote for Mike Muhammad because it is a historic opportunity to vote for Mike Muhammad!

His website is slightly less professional than NJ Weedman’s site; Muhammad takes the win due to embedded music and more animated .gifs than the Weedman’s online shrine to cannabis.

You will be shocked Muhammad has raised exactly $0 toward his campaign. This happened despite a 40-day “Crusade of Prayer, Fasting, and Fund Raising!!!” that began on July 28. Muhammad is also the self-published author of a book, Count Your Blessings, a “spectacular education manuscript for teachimg [sic] mathematics to small children before first grade.”

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Rep. Murphy Is Sharp As A Pistol

Have youse seen the new Patrick Murphy ad? He’s shown leaving his home (in Bristol!) to meet with voters at a diner (in Bristol!). “Patrick Murphy’s always remembered where he comes from,” says a woman. (He’s not from Bristol! He grew up in Parkwood.) He’s also pro-change, the first time a candidate for office has ever promised either “hope” or “change.”

Anyway, Murphy then heads to such diverse locales as Doylestown, Washington’s Crossing and Fairless Hills, before returning to his home in Bloomsdale-Fleetwing to ask his wife how her day was.