You Need To Buy This Game

Via Wonkette comes this video game promo I’m probably way late on (it seems about a year old) but whatever: Check it out! It’s for a game called ZooRace, which is one of those crappy shovelware video games — only it’s a crappy Christian shovelware video game, which means it’s 10 times better.

Want a plot synopsis? As best as I can tell, it’s this: After the flood, Noah lets his animals out to have races announced by God, in which they are also shot out of cannons and attached to missiles. Do you not want this game yet? I have no idea why you wouldn’t be sold.