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Jimmy Rollins’ Head Swells To Unbelievable Proportions

I have no idea why, but this photo keeps making me laugh. So I’m posting it.

According to this photo on the front page of Philly.com earlier today, Jimmy Rollins’ head is roughly twice the size of either John McCain’s or Barack Obama’s. Hmm, good to know.

Mormon Temple To Open In Philly

Get out your seer stones, call Andy Reid, put on your skinny black ties: A LDS temple is coming to Philadelphia! The Inquirer gets the details: “‘All of those details have not been announced,’ said Kim Farah, spokeswoman for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Salt Lake City. ‘We are not releasing any information.’”

Apparently, the Mormons announce temples every once in a while at a big ceremony, then don’t let you know anything about them ’til one day — wham! — there’s a new temple. But the Inky says they’re usually built in 3 to 5 years once they’re announced. The temple will be the first in the state.

Mormonism — by far the greatest accomplishment of the Second Great Awakening — used to be the go-to religion for cheap jokes until L. Ron Hubbard and his team of high-priced fancy lawyers put Scientology tops in that category. Other than that, all I know is they apparently build temples very mysteriously.

Mormons plan temple for Philadelphia [Inquirer]