One Change Obama Shouldn’t Make

One of the things we noticed while watching Obama’s victory speech Tuesday night was a little pencil-thin mustache. (Above, with helpful arrows in case you don’t know where a mustache is.) Is Barack Obama growing a mo’ for Movember?

There’s nothing wrong with a mustache in theory, but if Obama’s thinking of growing a Kevin Ollie-like ’stache so he can look like a Spaniard, I’m going to have to put my foot down. (Or maybe it’d be more like a Ludacris-style mustache? I’m not that familiar with African-American facial hair and I don’t know any experts to ask. Feel free to chime in.)

Anyway, if Obama wants to grow some facial hair, he can simply grow one of those awesome-looking chinstrap beards. Can some little girl write him and suggest that?