Lottery’s Quinto Ads Continue To Terrify

Here’s an ad that’s been airing on Jeopardy for the Pennsylvania Lottery’s Quinto game. Listen, somebody get Gus on the phone. We have to put a stop to this. This has simply gone too far.

Horrifying Lottery Mascots Terrorize Gallery

Philly Edge points to the horrifying mascots for Quinto, the Pennsylvania Lottery’s new twice-daily pick five game. The lottery is drawing some flak for them — but from anti-gambling advocates, not parents’ groups worried about the five giant penises walking around.

The phallic phive (obviously they need a nickname) apparently visited 10th and Market on Sept. 2; there is a whole gallery of awkward-looking gallery shoppers wondering, “Why are there, oh, I don’t know, five giant penises advertising for the lottery?”

I believe the protesters against a Gallery casino will be very successful if they dress up like this. Either way, though, there’s still gonna be gambling on Market East.

More images after the jump.

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