But Does Clay Aiken Cycle?

Metro’s front-page infographic today — “that stupid box of totally uncontextualized stats,” a co-worker just called it — has a big ol’ typo in it. Eh, whatevs: Fortunately for the paper, today’s The Word promo draws attention away from it, because it is about Clay Aiken. But what amount of busy-ness will Anthony Federov and Justin Guarini (note: both names possibly spelled wrong) be getting to this holiday season?

Metro Cover: WTF?

Gee, cutting out heads and putting them on historical figures or paintings or whatever. THANKS FOR STEALING MY SHTICK, METRO.

Sincerely,
Dan McQuade
Inventor of Photoshop

P.S. Nice serious, straightforward headline, too, to go along with that cover illustration.