I Have No Idea

Via John:

I can only surmise that he is correct, and this will be on the front page of Philly.com any day now. I now do my part to spread the word.

Kerri-Lee Off The Market

Sorry for the delay in bringing you this important breaking Philadelphia Will Do news: Kerri-Lee Halkett got married!

Yes, the Fox 29 anchor with impeccable taste in interview subjects got hitched earlier this month in New Orleans to Kirt Mayland, a dude of some sort. Here’s the relevant funny part:

Friends say you won’t be seeing a ring on Halkett’s finger, but she did get a tattoo marking the wedding that will likely be visible only when she’s wearing a bikini. Mayland, we’re told, got “KL” tattooed on his left-hand ring finger.

Geeze, is there a news anchor story in Philadelphia that doesn’t involve bikinis in some way? I guess not. Anyway: Congratulations to the happy couple, matching tattoos and all.

In other news, Dorothy Krysiuk is leaving Good Day Philadelphia, with her last day on Halloween. Sadness! The long, slow breakup of the Mascot Monday dancers continues…

Dan Gross: Kerri-Lee Halkett ties the knot [Daily News]

Sixers Dancers Auditions Everything You Imagined And More

Here’s a video of Pete Ciarrocchi from Chickie’s and Pete’s at the tryouts for the Sixers Dancers. Be sure to catch the “celebrity judges” at the 1:48 part, Jamison (he gets called “James”) Uhler from NBC 10 and (of course) Jennaphr Frederick from Fox 29. Later, there’s an interview with Roots keyboardist Kamal Gray.

I am shocked an appalled. Where’s Gervase from Season 1 of Survivor?!