Brian Hickey Will Not Listen To Your Complaints, Trannies!

An item from the blog of Brian Hickey, the ex-City Paper editor and Johnny Doc campaign PR man:

From the “Shut the hell up and go the hell home” files, it seems local trannies have driven the Commission on Human Relations to take up a case challenging whether SEPTA is being discriminatory because the stickers on their travel passes only come in Male and Female and not “In Between.” People, we live in a world with real problems. Gargantuan problems. Last time I checked, the stork doesn’t drop off babies with signs celebrating, “It’s neither a boy nor a girl!” Pathetic. A waste of time and energy. My tip: Go with whichever gender you more closely resemble, sirma’ams.

I bet that stork joke just kills Johnny Doc and the union guys. Ha ha, get it? The stork! Doesn’t bring signs! That say! (Wait for it…) “It’s neither a boy nor a girl!”

Don’t quit your day job, Brian. Oh, wait, you already did!

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