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Starbucks To Harass Philadelphians With Fake Coffee Cup Disasters

120508starbucks.jpg Press release received earlier today:

This holiday season Starbucks and Zipcar are teaming up to reward good Samaritans in Philadelphia. Zipcar will be driving around the City with life size magnetic versions of Starbucks signature red holiday cups attached to their roofs. When individuals stop to warn the drives about their coffee cup, drivers will then reward that person with a free Starbucks gift card.

If you have any further questions, please let me know.

Um, yes, I have a question: What the hell??

Here is a suggestion: Anyone who sees these should simply grab the coffee cup off the roof and run away. (If it’s possible.)