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Pennsylvania Justice
A Johnstown man was sentenced Tuesday for running an illegal taxi service. [...] A judge sentenced him to 15 months probation and community service. He will also have to pay $900 in fines and is not allowed to operate a cab or even wear a hat that says “Taxi Cab.” Johnstown Man Sentenced For Running Illegal Taxi Service [WJAC-TV] |
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No lie: I somehow found this story after doing a search for “video poker” on Google News.
Judah Friedlander demands an appeal on the hat ban.
Oh where are the copy eds. at WJAC?…Hats don’t say anything.
Maybe he’s prevented from wearing a talking hat? He could put one of those greeting card chips in it, I guess.
Oh yeah Joe? Well I happen to have a sombero with a sound device that says “TAXI CAB” like one of them fancy greeting cards. Now I will not be able to wear it, jerks!
It presents a dilemma: Would you take a ride from someone wearing a talking hat?… My Uncle Mike has one of those ‘Smile If You’re Not Wearing Panties’ hats (very popular in Reading) and I am never comfortable riding in his car.