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Larry West Buys A Kilt!

I have attempted to make Philadelphia Will Do your #1 source for Larry West news ever since he randomly showed up at the Milton Street concert/mayoral rally and told everyone he was running for mayor.

Anyway, we now have perhaps the biggest Larry West development yet, as he notes on his blog that he has purchased a kilt.

West writes that he “fucking hate[s] pants” — he drops a Simpsons quote in his post title — and explains the beauty of owning a kilt:

Most men wear boxers for the comfort and feeling of freedom, something we really get to enjoy when we wear shorts in the summer. Otherwise, we wear pants. Tight, restricting, horrible pants. Fuck ‘em! Well, a kilt is better. I had on my boxers, I put a kilt on over them, and my god… paradise! PAR-A-DISE! Walking around the house, feeling free.. my god, FREEDOM!!!!

We then learn West is considering wearing long johns to prevent accidental exposure while donning a kilt. (A recommendation: Boxer briefs! Or, rather, those Jockey mid-rise briefs. Best underwear ever.)

I shall continue delving into Larry West wardrobe news as it develops.

Don’t You Hate Pants? [Angry, Young, And Poor]

  1. Larry West Says: Feb 19 2:31 PM

    …this is the saddest bit of news about me I’ve ever seen.

    You know, I had a pretty damn good story about how PGW and PECO were shutting people off during this winter.

  2. Lawrence John Says: Feb 19 3:30 PM

    Whoa, this guy’s still alive? I swear I read he died in a car crash or something.

  3. Internet Jesus Says: Feb 19 8:38 PM

    Really? You guys really took the time to post this? Are your lives that boring?

  4. Internet Moses Says: Feb 19 9:04 PM

    i love that larry west himself was on here within two hours to post.

    hilarious news. i laughed my ass off at the picture. what a nutjob!

  5. Internet Buddah Says: Feb 20 12:50 AM

    Larry, you’re being a bit of a dick, please remove said kilt and die.

  6. Wendy O Says: Feb 20 9:18 AM

    It’s about time more men wore kilts! I find them to be dead sexy on a guy.

  7. Sonobovich Says: Feb 20 11:30 AM

    Don’t underestimate pants: according to the MST3K guys, they keep your legs all warm and hot AND prevent a buffalo shot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN1fXpQjgMo

  8. dmac Says: Feb 20 8:44 PM

    Look I just like to find excuses to link that Milton video.

  9. Larry West Says: Feb 20 9:11 PM

    LOL! Awesome, and good point.

    Well, since I have your undivided attention:

    Larry West will have an art show on May 22nd from 6PM - 10PM at Digital Ferret Records! Please feel free to come down, check out my art, and enjoy the music of the bands playing as well!

    Thanks!

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