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Mayor Proposes Charity Concert To Raise Money For Cash-Strapped City
Remember how well Live 8 went off? I mean, I don’t know if it achieved whatever it was supposed to achieve. Actually, I don’t remember what it was supposed to achieve. Dropping the debt? Helping feed African children? Making people wear white wristbands for a week or two? Hmm. I think it was about awareness, maybe. And, boy, am I ever aware of Africa! Anyway: Live 8 in Philadelphia went off very well. The concert was (amazingly) pretty enjoyable, there weren’t any huge riots where people destroyed everything around them, etc. But, really, should we push our luck with another huge concert idea? The mayor thinks so. In fact, today he said talk is underway for a FarmAid-style concert to raise money for the city! Catherine Lucey calls it “PhilAid,” and I don’t think we’re going to do any better than that. Somebody register philaid.org, quick! Crap, too late!
I guess if this is supposed to raise money, it can’t be out on the Parkway. So, ah… the Linc and its horrible sound? Or maybe they could charge a ton for tickets and hold it at the Kimmel Center? Or how about the Robin Hood Dell East, that concert hall the newspapers are always writing about! Mayor Nutter says the discussions are very, very preliminary (read: it’s not going to happen). That’s probably a good thing, because you know they’d organize this thing and then it’d eventually lose money. Could a PhilAid concert come our way? [Clout] Photo by Lucius Kwok used under a Creative Commons license |
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Of course they would lose money, no doubt on things like police overtime.
PhilAid? Isn’t that awfully close to “fellate”?
I think I’ll just make a donation to the human fund.
Jill: I didn’t think of that, but really that only makes it a better title.
Charity events are meant for widows and idiot sons, not cities that have been poorly managed for a decade. Why not develop a new department where people sit at the steps of train stations with tin cups and sell pencils with the liberty bell logo on them.
I originally read this as “Making WHITE people wear white wristbands for a week or two”…and you know what, judging from that picture, my interpretation should stand.