Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Abridged Daily News Columnists

John Baer: What’s a good way to start off your presidency when the economy is in shambles? Ahh, yes, a ridiculously expensive inauguration celebration!

Ronnie Polaneczky: Hmm, yes gay men aren’t allowed to give blood. But if we allow them to, what will high schoolers titter at when filling out the form at the blood drive they’re attending to get out of class?

Stu Bykofsky: “I crave a Pittsburgh-Philadelphia showdown, because it would make the Keystone State a winner no matter what. We could use some good news.” I have no idea who would be excited in Philadelphia if the Eagles lost in the Super Bowl, even if it was to the Steelers. Oh, and this column contains a reference to that noted box office and critical disaster, Pay it Forward!

Michael Smerconish: Ooh, look how excited Michael Smerconish is! He gets to write about the Fumo trial — but can really just write about himself, since the prosecution played an interview of Fumo from Smerconish’s radio show!

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