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NJ Cops Discover Photoshop Sorry I missed this last week! On the Delaware River in Camden is Riverfront State Prison, clearly a great place to put criminals. Anyway, the state is going to close the 16.7 acre site — or at least according to New Jersey law enforcement, who put out the above amazing flier in response. It’s a minimum security prison, and Camden officials say they’re not just releasing everyone in it to halfway houses — as the unions allege. But, I mean, I think we can trust the police unions, right? I mean, look who’s in there! There’s Kevin Dillon, or maybe Brad Pitt in Fight Club, and then there’s a couple breakdancers, including some guy from that famous breakdancing crew, the Crips. And then there’s a hipster in some band, Latin Kings. There’s also a rapist who is literally ripping off the chains that have bound him, and some murderer who is like an IRA terrorist or something. The prison, also, is guarded by horrible human-animal hybrids. Ha, ah, look at the guy in the red shirt! What was he arrested for, taking up the whole sidewalk with his legs spread real wide? If these kinds of fliers are what we can look forward to from prison reform, I’m doubly psyched. Plan to close Riverfront State Prison causes a stir [Daily News] |
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Thank goodness their shirts tell us they’re rapists!
Maybe that guy is actually the Therapist, but his arm is blocking the “The” in the word.
Now that I think about it, someone needs to tell those gang members it’s best to lay low and not tout your gang affiliation in plain English on the front of your shirt. Or, apparently, on a tattoo on your chest.
Is it wrong that I think the guy playing Murderer is kind of hot?
Yeah… the “Murderer” dude is hot. He can murder me 24/7
Are those felons or the cast of Rent?
The guy in the red just wants to dance….whats wrong with that. I wonder if he could give me some pointers after the human donkey and elephant-man let him out of prison…?
It looks like elephant man is goring the rapist in the neck! I wonder if, on the next poster, we’ll see elephant man in a “murderer” shirt.
God, they didn’t even make the words look like they’re on the people’s shirts. Look at “Murderer.” If you’re not going to take the time to make the perspective right at least don’t get someone so buff where it’s going to be so obvious it’s not written on his shirt.
Yes, Photoshop tips from Dan McQuade. What a world, I know.
Also I believe the guy in the red is a judge on Superstars of Dance.
@JGT: You’re right! I think he’s actually sucking out his brain from behind.
I love how they threw in three lightning bolts at the top… apparently God’s pissed too