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New Casino Shirt Predictably Serious


Hey, there’s a brand new casino shirt (thanks for the heads up, JJ), and it’s all crazy serious, as one might expect. I don’t know, though; this shirt is okay, but it totally pales in comparison to that other shirt: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Three Sevens on the Center Line.”

  1. Jacques-Jean Tiziou Says: Dec 18 11:57 AM

    Hey right on.

    If anyone out there can make a tshirt or poster design that is as good or better than this shirt (shouldn’t be too hard!) then you should submit here:

    Also, check out The Little Casino Factbook:


  2. Dan Says: Dec 18 8:14 PM

    What about the people who want casinos? Can we make a shirt playing on events that happened in this city that barely anyone really understands anymore?

    From what I hear the founding fathers loved drinking, gambling, and whoring, the Big 3 male pastimes.

  3. Another Dan Says: Dec 22 8:33 PM

    Hmm I’m sure they could have forced another typeface or 2 on there.

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