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Hitler Birthday Cakes Must Be Self-Prepared
Why? Oh, yes, because his name is Adolf Hitler. The ShopRite in Greenwich Township isn’t going to put “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on a cake. The family did not want to write their own inscription on the cake — which they could have easily done — because that wouldn’t be exploiting their child to get attention to their laughably horrible cause. “ShopRite can’t even make a cake for a 3-year-old,” said Deborah Campbell, the 25-year-old mom of little ol’ Adolf. What’s really great are the names of all the children:
It’s amazing that the child with the most normal name out of these three is the one named Adolf Hitler. Of course, I really do think “Aryan Nation” is a better name than “JoyceLynn.” But, really, who expected these parents to have taste? |
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That little angel at right is a little boy from Warren County, N.J. Sadly, this little boy can’t get a birthday cake personalized with his name on it.
“Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell ”
Umm, do they mean “Himmler”? I think it would be hilarious if our new jersey nazi neighbors spelled the name wrong…
[...] Philadelphia Will Do sums it up perfectly: “The family did not want to write their own inscription on the cake — which they could have easily done — because that wouldn’t be exploiting their child to get attention to their laughably horrible cause.” [...]
Jersey, you will never cease to amuse the living hell out of me.
First, they came (at the ShopRite bakery) for the Jersey bigots…
I wouldn’t be surprised if this shit went down in Bridesburg either.
I feel your pain, Lil’ Adolph.
Those kids were named to honour people who commit Genocide and this shop is expected to wrote the name on a cake? I’d refuse too.
heh. Lil’ Hitler’s about to get big-upped on NBC 10 News @ 11 tonight [12/18].
forgive the mis-appropriation of hip-hop colloquialism, but he’s about to get his cake on now! LMAO…
Wait, there’s more!
“The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said Tuesday.”
Of course they did…..
“Campbell said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently. ‘Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That’s fine, I don’t really care,’ he said. ‘That’s his choice.’”
I’ll just disown him, he added…
“He said about 12 people attended the birthday party Sunday, including several children of mixed race.”
I guess it’s only those Jews that aren’t allowed…
Nothing better to do in Philadelphia these days, eh?
Well I’ll be damn!
Is that a pink plastic knife the child has in her right hand?