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You Need To Buy This GameVia Wonkette comes this video game promo I’m probably way late on (it seems about a year old) but whatever: Check it out! It’s for a game called ZooRace, which is one of those crappy shovelware video games — only it’s a crappy Christian shovelware video game, which means it’s 10 times better. Want a plot synopsis? As best as I can tell, it’s this: After the flood, Noah lets his animals out to have races announced by God, in which they are also shot out of cannons and attached to missiles. Do you not want this game yet? I have no idea why you wouldn’t be sold. |
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I think the writer of this video game’s other credits include “Yoo too can be monster in bed” and “Please hlep, my husband is prince in Africa and will give you 10,00000,00 dollers if yuo do.”
They really spared no expense on the effects here. The transition from woman to horse was simply amazing. Also, God needs to lay off the grass before he announces races. C’mon God, that really sets a bad impression for the kids.