Clear Your Calendar Fri. Night

I have to say, this is the best flier for a party I’ve ever seen. The media advisory is also pretty smokin’ (emphasis mine):

CollegeMansion.com, the fastest growing college lifestyle destination, will host eight parties throughout the next two months to find Philadelphia’s 52 hottest girls. These exclusive parties will be held at the trendiest bars in the city. Ladies from the Greater Philadelphia area will be selected to participate in an active voting contest to determine Philly’s hottest 52 girls. Once chosen, the final 52 girls will be invited to an exclusive photo shoot party and the first ever Official Philly 52 deck of Playing Cards will be distributed to the hottest bars, restaurants and retail stores in the area.

I believe this jawn is for for the kind of people on Party Monsters: Cabo, no? Anyway, if you need to find me Friday, you know where to go.

Update: A friend writes in: “Did you really write ‘jawn’??? I am disappointed.” Apologies, but I felt it fitting for the party. First time I’ve used it since seventh grade or so, when it was probably every third word I said.