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Breaking: Woman Dates Older Man
Oh man. Stop the presses! Read this, skip that! (That’s apparently The Beast’s slogan.) Anyway, the story is pretty normal except the pseudonymous author and her unnamed sugar daddy might as well have drawn up a contract on their first date the whole situation was so boring. It also contains awesome sentences like, “We went to Atlantic City for a weekend and stayed at the Borgata, the poshest hotel in town” and “How many other college students are wearing Christian Louboutins to class?” But my favorite part is her first rule: “My stipulations were that I wanted to wait until I knew him better before we had sex[.]” You can pay me to be your girlfriend, but you are not getting in my panties for a few months. It’s nice to see some people still have principles. 1 Note that story: Will the Bill Ayers link doom Obama? Great prediction. |
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At the end of the story, it turns out her sugar daddy is actually her biological father.
And you really got my hopes up with the ‘Christian Louboutins’ tag. I thought I’d have archived Christian Louboutins related posts to read for the rest of the day.
Jesus.
Nice cans, though…
you are so jealous of the daily beast it’s pathetic. well, ya know, since the NYtimes get’s their leads from them, not you, I guess it’s natural. Oh, if you’re looking, there are plenty of sugar daddies around who’d love to spoil an aspiring writer like you - the attitude.
My favorite Daily Beast headline today? “Old is the new sexy.” Wrong. Old is the old young.
P.S., her description of the dude she’s bene-banging? ‘But it did contain information: his marital status (single), the industry he worked in (media and communications), and—a key element—his salary (seven figures).’Doug Kammerer? John Bolaris? A less-than-honest “Hurricane” Schwartz?
We can only dream.