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Philly.com, Meet Haiku I cannot believe I am haiku champion! Insta-contest!: Write your best Philly.com haiku feature haiku and win something from my desk. I’ll even give you a choice: A Frank TV clock, a Semi-Pro “We’re #4″ foam hand, a copy of the book Destiny at Your Fingertips: Discover the Inner Purpose of Your Life and What It Takes to Live It or a gallon paint can from Phillies Paint the Town Red Week in 2006. Winner will be chosen by me later today if I remember. Live Haiku Challenge [Philly.com] |
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Oh, Dan, it’s just fun / news orgs should do more of / stuff that’s not so dour
And my count is off. How about:
Oh, Dan, it’s just fun / newspapers should do more of / stuff that’s not so dour
The prizes are lame/I hope you do not make this/the winning haiku
what happened my man?
the forgotten contest?
drunk already?
or
That article blew
way better leads to cover
budget cuts maybe?
Inky may be lame,
But Dan, why can’t your readers
Count their syllables?
Fuck it. We give up.
Just hit reload o’er and o’er.
We need the page views.
Surprising how lame
Philly dot com really is
At page view whoring
While the Inqy burns,
Tierny fiddles, wishing he
Bought the Northeast Times
H, you have to learn
Haikus have five syllables
Then seven, then five.
Philly dot com? No.
Philadelphia Will Do
For my philly news
just go to my site?
http://stageofdestiny.blogspot.com/
Damn you Black Friday
And the pure mayhem you cause
FORTY PERCENT OFF?!?!
of all the prizes
that i may win i would like
the librarian!