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Big News At Penn!

Front page of today’s Bulletin (which I found free at a Drexel parking lot, of course):

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Whoa! Can the Penn news get any bigger?! Let’s check the Daily Pennsylvanian:

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Caroline Stern, a College sophomore who lives on Beige Block, is thrilled that there is “finally” a CVS nearby. [Beige Block is on 41st. There is a CVS at 43rd and Locust.--ed.]

“It is phenomenal,” agreed College sophomore Rachel Cohen, her housemate.

Yes. Yes it can.

  1. apocalypsepony Says: Nov 19 3:12 PM

    What you forget is that 43rd and Locust is in scary, scary West Philadelphia, while the new CVS will be located in cheery University City. We can’t expect anyone to risk themselves out there.

  2. Dan Says: Nov 20 1:34 AM

    Pfft, it’s only scary if you’re not carrying a Colt M1911 .45.

    And it’s the duty of every American to bring concealed weapons into the ghetto.

  3. Jon Says: Nov 21 9:20 PM

    Um, 43rd and Locust is pretty much all yuppies. Try going about 7 more blocks west.

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