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 A voter in Luzerne County — the only county in the U.S. where a plurality of residents are of Polish ancestry! — was kind of upset about Barack Obama’s election win. Hell, Obama even won over the Polacks in Luzerne!
Faced with having to live with such events, this man did the only sensible thing: He bit the nose of another man.
Police were called to Pizzle’s Bar on Cherry Street at about 2:20 a.m. Wednesday for a man, identified as [Alexander J.] McKenna, swinging a cane at other patrons.
Police found McKenna on the ground yelling obscenities, the criminal complaint says.
Joe Blight and Ronnie Blight told police, the criminal complaint says, that they were inside the bar when McKenna began screaming obscenities about President-elect Barack Obama winning the presidential election.
McKenna walked across the bar and bit Joe Blight on the nose, and swung his cane at Ronnie Blight, according to the criminal complaint.
Oh, also, this dude is 70. And he fought the Blight Brothers! What a tough cookie.
Police: Man assaults bar patrons over Obama win [Times Leader via Wonkette]
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If I remember correctly there’s a dog treat called Pizzle. It’s a bull penis.