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One Change Obama Shouldn’t Make

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One of the things we noticed while watching Obama’s victory speech Tuesday night was a little pencil-thin mustache. (Above, with helpful arrows in case you don’t know where a mustache is.) Is Barack Obama growing a mo’ for Movember?

There’s nothing wrong with a mustache in theory, but if Obama’s thinking of growing a Kevin Ollie-like ’stache so he can look like a Spaniard, I’m going to have to put my foot down. (Or maybe it’d be more like a Ludacris-style mustache? I’m not that familiar with African-American facial hair and I don’t know any experts to ask. Feel free to chime in.)

Anyway, if Obama wants to grow some facial hair, he can simply grow one of those awesome-looking chinstrap beards. Can some little girl write him and suggest that?

  1. ChrissMari Says: Nov 6 12:52 PM

    I’m not that familiar with African-American facial hair and I don’t know any experts black people to ask.

    There. Better.

  2. dmac Says: Nov 6 12:58 PM

    I have to assume that even among black people, there are those with more knowledge of African-American facial hair than others. Also I am in a fantasy football league with no less than two black people.

  3. Larry West Says: Nov 6 1:05 PM

    Mustaches are hit-or-miss. I don’t think it would work for Obama.

    It may just be a little 5′oclock shadow. That’s REALLY hard to get rid off.

  4. ChrissMari Says: Nov 6 2:33 PM

    I stand corrected. You know Larry West.

  5. The W, formerly known as WarriorMentality Says: Nov 6 2:54 PM

    well, he could always go w/the Sunni-style Freeway beard.

    …or not. zing!

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