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There Is No Way This Is The Real Website Of Bob Brady’s Opponent
Old CW: U.S. Rep. Bob Brady is essentially running unopposed for reelection. New CW: Republican opponent Mike Muhammad is going to mop the floor with Brady. How could one logically refute the logic of Muhammad’s Q&A above (from his Issues page)? One should vote for Mike Muhammad because it is a historic opportunity to vote for Mike Muhammad! His website is slightly less professional than NJ Weedman’s site; Muhammad takes the win due to embedded music and more animated .gifs than the Weedman’s online shrine to cannabis. You will be shocked Muhammad has raised exactly $0 toward his campaign. This happened despite a 40-day “Crusade of Prayer, Fasting, and Fund Raising!!!” that began on July 28. Muhammad is also the self-published author of a book, Count Your Blessings, a “spectacular education manuscript for teachimg [sic] mathematics to small children before first grade.”
His website also contains this:
As I said, nothing to see here folks, there is no way we are lucky enough for this to be real. But, holy God, this thing is almost as incredible as the Phillies. Almost. Update: Oh, I almost forgot, here’s a list of people who should vote for Mike Muhammad!
Oh, yes, the Irish and the Italians (among others on that list!) are always grouped together, especially when voting for a black man named Mike Muhammad. |
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Seriously, the Phillies and now this. It’s just a wonderful time to be a Philadelphian.
oh man..
i was wondering where the music was coming from..
[...] · But on the other hand, Philebrity finally found a Republican we can get behind: His name is Mike Muhammad, he’s running against Bob Brady, and he quotes Jay-Z on his web page… which seems to [...]
too bad the incumbent thought enough about his god damn job to have website and too bad fou you sorry four letter words with an “s” to half know anything about politics and or government nevertheless a real society to require anthing from a congressman; you pretty much should know what to KISS. MIKE MUHAMAD STRIKES AGAIN
I repeat, without your mother’s mustache typing errors, too bad the incumbent, thought enough of his job as a United States Congressman to have a website for his campaign and too bad for you limp wimps to half know anything of how to make, keep, or get an accountable elected official; go to San Francisco where you belong - nanci pelosi will make you feel right at home