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Did Mayor Nutter Just Tell PETA To Shove It?

At the Phillies Rally earlier today, Mayor Nutter announced he would be raffling off a few pairs of tickets for games 3, 4 and 5 of the World Series. And all you have to do is email the answer to a trivia question to philliesticketraffle@gmail.com.

Looks like the mayor is doing some Sarah Palin-esque official business on unofficial computers! Or, as my friend suggested, 400,000 emails an hour might crash the city’s severs. Hell, you can’t even get to phila.gov without typing in the www.

“I know all Philadelphians share my excitement about the World Series and I want to give everyone a chance to watch the games with me,” Mayor Nutter said was quoted as saying in his release. “Head to your local library, send me an email with the correct answer, and come Saturday night you might be watching the game from the Mayor’s Box.”

Here’s where it gets fun. The question, written in huge letters in the release, is:

WHAT IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT TO SHANE VICTORINO’S FAVORITE DISH?

Everybody who’s been paying attention already knows the answer, of course: PETA recently asked Victorino to stop eating the meat in his favorite dish as part of their ongoing “stupid publicity stunt” campaign. “We suspect that the cruelty in every can of Spam will infuriate Shane more than a high Hiroki Kuroda fastball,” PETA Assistant Director Dan Shannon said in a statement. Yes, a PR person actually put that quote down, thought about it and decided, “Yeah. This is what I was going for.” Little do they know Shane Victorino hates animals!

Everybody only knows the Spam answer because of PETA’s protest. I don’t really see how it’s a shot at PETA — oh no, he referenced meat! — but it’s just too perfect. Literally three people I talked with online agreed it had to be. Three!

Anyway, go mail the answer and your address and phone to that email address by Thursday at noon. Or just do it now. And CC: PETA.

Update: Fixed the email address (for the record, I had it right in the mailto:). Also: This photo is excellent. But we all know the Phanatic will hobnob with any politician.

  1. dan Says: Oct 22 2:50 PM

    if you actually go to http://www.phila.gov they use a picture of camden’s baseball stadium to congratulate the phillies

  2. Joe Says: Oct 22 2:56 PM

    isn’t it also a little weird that they’re having you put the word “Spam” in the subject of an email? Assuming that gets picked up by the gmail spam filter wouldn’t gmail start deleting the emails after a point?

  3. Ben Boychuk Says: Oct 22 3:01 PM

    “Did Mayor Nutter Just Tell PETA To Shove It?”

    Wouldn’t you?

  4. dmac Says: Oct 22 3:49 PM

    @dan: Haha, don’t they know we have a nicer looking stadium now?? They can use photos of CBP without felling self-conscious!

  5. TJ Says: Oct 22 4:50 PM

    The email address doesn’t work, lame

  6. TJ Says: Oct 22 4:58 PM

    ah fart fart nevermind

    D-Mac can’t spell, or he’s trying to cockblock his own readers from winning tickets to improve his chances

  7. dOc Says: Oct 22 5:12 PM

    Dude you missed the best part of this whole thing. On KYW’s site all you gotta do is click because they already put in the answer for you on the form lol. http://www.kyw1060.com/Nutter-Giving-Away-Some-World-Series-Skybox-Ticket/3183429

  8. smarksberry Says: Feb 26 10:48 AM

    Have you guys tryed http://www.lovecalculator.tk ? Really funny

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