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Jocelyn Kirsch: 5 Years
“This sentence properly punishes the defendant, provides full restitution and protects the public,” the judge said at the end of the sentencing hearing. We, too, can all sleep easy tonight knowing that Jocelyn Kirsch will not be terrorizing our city’s streets anymore. Children can finally come outside and take back the street corners from our beloved Bonnie. “A message must be sent out from this sentence that credit card fraud will not pay,” Judge Eduardo C. Robreno continued, and I do think we all learned a valuable lesson here, just like when Larry Mendte taught us all about The defense wanted fewer years due to Kirsch’s mental problems, but the U.S. Attorney argued against it: “This is not somebody who’se been in and out of mental institutions.” Let that be a lesson to you all: If you want to be commit several counts of aggravated identity theft and related charges, go in and out of a bunch of mental hospitals first, because then you’ll serve less time in jail afterward. “I am a Drexel graduate and hope this idiot is no longer associated w/ our great institution,” writes a Philly.com commenter. “I hope she is sentenced for a very long time and they take real good care of her in prison.” There are also lots of, um, hilarious jokes about her being raped in prison. Yuk, yuk! And this is my favorite comment:
Jocelyn Kirsch gets 5-year sentence [Inquirer] |
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Also good are these comments: “It takes about 7 years to get your credit fixed after someone steals it, so they should her 7 years for each person they screwed. At least this way she would be in for years. Or another option, since she was stealing, is to cut off 1 finger for each year she was sentenced. She would be punished for life and never spend a day longer in jail.”
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“So I see where they stole $116,000. He was a Penn Grad!!! Thats an automatic wall street job. That means he should have landed a job that paid $116,000 a year plus quarterly bonuses and thats at the entry level. What a waste of potential. As for her, her parents probably paid $116,000 to send her to a school where she could party and husband hunt. Most land an engineer but she got the brass ring in a Penn grad from down the street.”
Oh and @Chrissmari reminded me of this one:
Posted by #1 Cowboy Fan in Philly 08:38 AM, 10/17/2008
Dan Gross is god
Send that stupid bitch to jail where she belongs! I hope the two of them had fun while it lasted. What a couple of Morons!