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Matt Stairs’ Double Entendre

Okay, so here’s the postgame quote by the new King of Philadelphia, Matt Stairs, that everyone’s going to be forwarding around today:

“You want to get that one big hit where you feel like you’re part of the team. Not that I don’t feel like I’m part of the team, by no means, but when you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, it’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

Yes, yes, he actually said that postgame. Who knew the Phillies celebrated that way?

  1. smackdown Says: Oct 14 11:20 AM

    it’s like an explosion in your mouth….

  2. ChrissMari Says: Oct 14 12:08 PM

    it sounds like gay sex, get it?

  3. Jay Says: Oct 14 12:21 PM

    Nothing says congratulations like getting your ass hammered by a bunch of guys

  4. Mike Says: Oct 14 12:34 PM

    What’s wrong with a little bit of celebratory ass hammering between bros every now and then? As long as it doesn’t affect their base running, I mean.

  5. frank Says: Oct 14 2:21 PM

    As long as they ride that ass hammering all the way to the world series … I say let the boys have fun

  6. The W, formerly known as WarriorMentality Says: Oct 15 12:45 PM

    i’ll betcha even the staunchest mccain supporting fag hater in this town supports gay marriage if ass hammering dudes guarantees a World Series.

    one town. one city. one dream. no birds. sorry, iggles.

  7. Butt punching is funny Says: Oct 15 1:09 PM

    WarriorMentality: Obama is against gay marriage too

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