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Abridged Daily News ColumnistsRonnie Polaneczky: “A NEW GALLUP poll shows that 91 percent of Americans are dissatisfied with where the country is going. That means 9 percent think we’re doing fine.” But what about undecideds?! Elmer Smith: “As a Navy combat pilot, [John McCain] was probably shocked and saddened by damage reports that revealed the unintended consequences of some of his missions.” This was the first positive thing I read about John McCain in weeks, until I realized it said “probably” and as such was essentially made up. John Baer: Oh, apparently Obama won the election already. Fatimah Ali: “I CRIED buckets when I realized that a prior commitment would prevent me from going to the rally for Barack Obama in Vernon Park in Germantown on Saturday.” These are your Daily News columnists, people. |
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I cried buckets when I realised that the gates opened at 615 for the rally closest to my apartment. I decided I liked not getting raped traveling through north philly in the dark more than I like Barack Obama
that’s pretty racist of you to deprive north philadelphians of the chance to get their “rape” on. :-p