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Abridged Daily News Columnists

Ronnie Polaneczky: Every few months or so, somebody in the media has to do a report about how cab drivers lie and say their credit card machines don’t work (because they’d rather have you pay in cash). Polaneczky drew the short straw this time, apparently, so it’s her turn. And after this report, the cab drivers will go right on telling everyone their credit card machines are broken and they can only take cash.

John Baer: The candidates are now hunkering down and talking about the two most relevant issues to Americans in 2008: the Weather Underground and Lincoln Savings & Loan. (I wish this statement weren’t true, but it is.)

Deborah Leavy: ” It is true that Palin exceeded expectations - the lowest expectations of any candidate in a vice-presidential debate.” Ah, yes, in the storied history of vice presidential debates, no one had expectations lower than Sarah Palin.

Elmer Smith: Oh, yeah, O.J. Simpson is going to prison for life and nobody noticed.

  1. ChrissMari Says: Oct 7 8:18 AM

    actually, after it first came out with the strike and the gps shit etc, I haven’t really run into people with “broken” machines.
    I take cabs a lot too

  2. dmac Says: Oct 7 9:01 AM

    Actually, I just stopped asking and always make sure to have cash if I’m getting a cab. So, yeah, I could be wrong.

  3. MBC Penis Says: Oct 7 6:02 PM

    When taxpayers’ bungholes are broken, I user their pieholes.

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