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Obama To Ride SEPTA To Presidency

What? Barack Obama’s SEPTA registration drive doesn’t include Snyder or Oregon?

  1. Silent Cal Says: Sep 30 10:20 AM

    He also skips York-Dauphin, Somerset, and Huntingdon. What, Obama hates Kenzos?

  2. david Says: Sep 30 10:26 AM

    You know, seeing that map of stops just hammers home how shitty Septa’s coverage is.

  3. friendlynerd Says: Sep 30 10:43 AM

    Nothing like registering to vote in a dark cave that smells like piss.

  4. Art Vandelay Says: Sep 30 10:46 AM

    Is this even legal?

  5. dmac Says: Sep 30 10:48 AM

    Have to assume they’ll be outside the stops. Right?

  6. ecortes Says: Sep 30 12:31 PM

    I think this year people are nicer. When they ask, “Are you registered to vote?”, I reply, “Yes.” Usually they try to think of something else to ask but I’ve gotten, “Thank you,” now.

  7. dmac Says: Sep 30 3:41 PM

    I prefer to respond: “Sorry, I’m a convicted felon.”

  8. R. M. Says: Sep 30 5:11 PM

    It is more fun to respond, “Yes I am a registered Communist.”

  9. Julie Says: Sep 30 5:27 PM

    At least Obama’s taking a Green Route to the white house!

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