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Phillies Playoff-Bound Again

Whoomp there it is, high hopes, team to beat and all that. The Phillies are NL East champions for the second straight year. The Phillies’ official website’s account provides the, um, details:

The Phillies emptied what seemed like a non-stop supply of Domaine St. Michelle champagne, supported by cases of beer. Players sprayed in all directions, but always found whoever happened to be on television at the time.

Seeking maximum soaking effect, bottles were often poured directly on the head.

Is this an instruction manual for celebratory champagne pouring? Whatever the case, it’s nice to have our baseball team in the playoffs again.

  1. Wilson Says: Sep 29 8:40 AM

    They will lose in the first round of the playoffs and everything will be right. If baseball was run by competent people, (ie. not Bud Selig), there would be fewer teams. The Phillies, Brewers, Royals, Angels, Rockies, Devil Rays, Marlins, Diamondbacks, and Nationals would be the first to get contracted. We don’t need them!

  2. Clark Says: Sep 29 9:20 AM

    I just want all the local sports teams to lose. I hate the whole stupid hard on the media gets when they win. It is annoying and I could care less about the stupid Phillies or stupid Eagles or stupid Flyers and I don’t want this crap shoved in my face. It is worse than these Obama assholes who shove him in your face. Thanks to them I, life long Democrat, am voting for McCain. You piss me off, I won’t support your team, canidate, product or whatever.

    P.S. I keep plugging in the wrong letters to the stupid captcha thing since I don’t want to help these idiots digitize books. If you want me to digitize a goddamed book you better pay me. Otherwise you aren’t going to get proper data entry!!

  3. R. M. Says: Sep 29 12:15 PM

    This whole thing sucks.
    I hate the Phillies and I hate the Brewers just about equally.
    Is it possible to have both teams lose in the playoffs?

    And Clark, I do the same thing with the captchas and also want to be paid.

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