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Sarah Palin. To Watch Debate. At Irish Pub.
So, yes, the headline is correct: Sarah Palin is tentatively watching the debate at Irish Pub tomorrow night. If you need to ask which one, just think: Which one could attract a crowd that would vote for John McCain, and which one is in the Gayborhood? Fox 29 reports Palin is currently in “an unspecified location in our area.” Pat Burrell will, unfortunately, be unable to attend the Irish Pub soiree, as the Phils have a game. Oh, Burrell/Irish Pub jokes never get old. This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse [Foobooz] |
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Oddly, my crap Photoshop is almost as realistic as the your easily-fooled aunt got in her email.
I think that might be your grossest photoshop mashup to date
Her plane has landed my people tell me. Shortly traffic in the City will be tied up. First stop no doubt the Reading Terminal Mkt fish shop.
She’s the new Angelo Lutz. Where will she show up next? Playing quizzo with Johnny Goodtimes! Buying a St. Joe’s sweatshirt at Steve & Barry’s at Franklin Mills! Hunting moose in Fairmount Park! Sitting in traffic on I-76! Shouting racial slurs at Tir na Nog! It’s one big party in Philadelphia for Sarah Palin.
Her head should probably be higher, right? Or, actually, I could have erased her neck, since it doesn’t match up. Photoshop disaster!