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Eagles-Cowboys, Tonight!
Oh, it’s on! The suddenly resurgent Phillies have the night off, and it’s the Eagles who take center stage in our tiny town’s all-too-important sports world as they take on the Cowboys in Dallas tonight. Be ready to hear a lot about Donovan McNabb versus Terrell Owens tonight. No, really. Like be ready to hear about it nonstop, without fail, until the end of time, because when the Monday Night Football announcers (read: Tony K.) get on a topic, it’s impossible to get them off. It should be an excellent, game, though, and maybe the magic this town had over the weekend will travel down to Texas to give the Eagles a win. If not, though, it’s probably best to avoid sports talk radio for a while. Actually, that’s a good idea even if the Eagles win. |
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Stupid Eagles with their stupid laterals.
I agree stupid sexy Eagles.