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Even Fatter Cat Adds To NJ Feline Drama

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Oh, man, there is so much drama regarding abnormally large felines that it’s hard to keep it all straight. As you may have heard last week, it turns out Prince (neé Princess) Chunk is not really a 44-pound cat after all! He’s actually only 22 pounds, which kind of explains why he’s still a pretty cute kitty despite being overweight.

But there is more. I got a text while on vacation from my buddy Joe apologizing for interrupting my time down the shore but telling me there was super, incredible, amazing breaking news: An even larger cat had been dropped off at the same New Jersey animal shelter. Of course, one can only trust that shelter’s scale so much, so who knows if this cat (dubbed Shamu) is actually 35 pounds or just another Garfield impersonator.

The New York Daily News even covered the story:

Shelter officials are hoping Shamu is the last fat cat they see for a while. “I just hope it’s not a trend that’s starting because we don’t have cages big enough to accommodate these fat cats,” Harr said.

So this shelter only wants to take rail-thin cats, like the kind on the catwalks (sorry) and magazine covers? How lame. I see that the media’s affect on our view of the proper body size transcends species.

Porky pussycat may have to give up crown [Inquirer]
Weight is on! ‘Shamu’ gives ‘Prince Chunk’ a run for his money [NY Daily News]
[Thumbnail via New York Daily News (and ex-PW photog Jeff Fusco?)]
Aug. 29: Prince Chunk is Prince of Lies

  1. Art Vandelay Says: Sep 2 12:23 PM

    Perhaps fat cats could become some sort of alternative energy source?

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