Links: Annoying News, Everywhere

Hey, there’s nothing to write about. Really. So here are some links!

• There’s a column on a Houston Chronicle blog titled Ranking Ed Wade’s smartest moves. Rob, who sent this to me, added: “And it’s not satire. Or parody.” Sadly, that dude who punched out Ed Wade is not on the list. [SportsJustice]

• While you were sleeping this week, the Phillies were swept in a four-game set by the Dodgers. They’re now back in second place, a game behind the Mets. [AP/Yahoo! Sports]

• With the annual pageant out of the city, Miss America Way has been renamed in Atlantic City. It’s now called Convention Boulevard. Pretty soon they’re just going to change the names of the streets in Monopoly just to spite the people who made that “New Monopoly.” [AP/CBS 3]

• The dude who made the anti-cop rant pled guilty and was sentenced to house arrest earlier this week. Okay, so the cops just have to stay out of that house, I guess. Mhm, that’s probably a good idea for everyone. [KYW 1060]

• OPRAH IS GOING TO BE IN SOUTH JERSEY!!! [AP/Courier-Post]