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Aug

13

Don’t Listen To Him, Vince!

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Look! Everyone’s favorite City Paper columnist-turned-Johnny Doc PR man, Brian Hickey, has a new column in Metro! His first column is about how Vince Fumo should cut a deal to avoid going to trial.

What? That’s, like, the one staunch opinion I actually have: Fumo should go to trial because it would bring Mayor Milton Street-level hilarity. I don’t care if the trial costs a billion dollars. For the amount of money the government wastes, Fumo’s trial would be the best entertainment money can buy. Please, oh please, let there be a trial.

Correction: Aw, it’s just a freelance piece, and not a regular column. But he had a whole giant photo and all!

Voices: Fumo can save us all [Metro]
 
dmac | 3:46 PM | 5 Comments
Brian Hickey, Metro, Vince Fumo
 
  1. outraged Says: Aug 13 3:44 PM

    I am outraged that this is missing a manboobs tag!

  2. Hickey Says: Aug 13 4:13 PM

    Ouch.

  3. Hickey Says: Aug 13 4:15 PM

    Ouch.

  4. not known Says: Aug 13 6:28 PM

    So the same man who ran the campaign for one of the most corrupt men in Philadelphia has an article in the Philadelphia Metro? I’ll be sure to give it all the worthiness and validity I would give an opinion from Bill O’Reily; next to none.

  5. Tracer Bullet Says: Aug 14 8:35 AM

    You’re focused on his moobs? I couldn’t get past that silly facial hair.

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