Awful Myspace Page Makes ‘DN’ Cover

Hey, look, my Myspace pal from South Philly made the cover of the Daily News today! Not quite sure what’s up with that cover though: Is that… a laptop? On, like, a graffiti-laden streetcorner? That is a good place to use your laptop. And with citywide Wi-Fi… uhm, nevermind.

Nice touch with the Vito Genovese photo, too.

The Daily News is all, OMG this 18-year-old drinks and smokes pot; unfortunately for him, unlike all the other 18-year-olds who drink and smoke pot, he put it directly on his Myspace page. Oh, and unlike all the other 18-year-olds who also already do that, he went and ran over two women with his car. Allegedly while intoxicated!

The cops executed a search warrant yesterday and took this kid’s computer. (Weird.) The best part of the Daily News story is this:

“LOok AT ALL DATT WEeD!!!!” he wrote under one photo. “ahaha brought a POUNd just 2go 2pROM!!!!!!”

He also posted a picture of a sign, seen in many store windows throughout the city, that reads: “I proudly support the Philadelphia Police”

In the caption to that photo, Genovese writes that “i putt a dutch infront of the piggs posterr . . . ”

A dutch, according to the Urban Dictionary, is a cigar wrapper that is typically used for rolling marijuana.

The Daily News feels its readers are not familiar with the song “Pass the Dutchie.” The article is like 450 billion words long and is the most descriptive version of a Myspace profile, ever. I did enjoy this, though:

Some of his online friends seem to be just as oblivious to the severity of the charges facing him. One friend wrote that he was “never gettin aride” from Genovese again[.]

I don’t know; wouldn’t that mean the friend was pretty aware of the severity of the charges?

Alleged DUI killer’s MySpace profile depicts youth consumed with money, drugs and graffiti [Daily News]