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Medium To Conjure Up A Lawsuit
I don’t know what the reaction is of people who visit this site for the first time and see themselves or something they treasure dear, like Yelp or Barbaro, being made fun of. But perhaps our psychic friend the Inquirer profiled the other day can let me know! Yes, as best I can tell — it came from an account with the username “spiritmanjoseph,” and mediums are well-known to use Cavalier’s Internet service — this email is from the dude the dead communicate by showing him images of coffee cans (and probably other dosage forms of drugs, too!):
Sending an email wishing a great day and calling someone a jackass is how most lawsuits begin. Now, will I be hearing from his attorney, or his attorney from beyond the grave?? |
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Apparently the dead didn’t inform him of the first amendment.
I love that people get the most upset about posts that are not even all that mean. I could have written, “LOCAL FRAUD SCAMS IDIOTS,” but instead I just made fun of the idea that to get the psychic to tell someone about her dead uncle Max, the dead show a can of Maxwell House coffee to him. Okay, and I compared it to pro wrestling (which is kind of a hacky joke anyway); it’s not like he hasn’t heard “you make up shit” before.
Anyway, making fun of people on the Internet is highly illegal, so right now I’m enjoying my last few minutes of freedom.
Looks like you are in serious trouble! Only a savage, barbaric, high-powered attorney like Leonard J. Crabs could protect you from this caliber of legal threat.
Just mention the million dollar challenge and James Randi and the psychics/mediums will run away and hide.
I officially volunteer my un-licensed services to defend you in psychic kangaroo court. Here is my opening statement:
Ladies and gentlemen, I intend to prove to you that not only is Joseph Tittle guilty in this case, he is also innocent of not being guilty.
A Leonard J. Crabs reference! (I miss the old Something Awful.) Now’s a good of a time as any to link to the best lawsuit threat of all time, the Ultimate Warrior vs. Something Awful.