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You Sunk My Social Networking Battleship
Step 1: Post about Yelp. Step 2: Realize that Philadelphia Will Do covert operative Chrissmari will most certainly post about it on Yelp. Step 3: Profit.
Some guy also sent this to me as an email:
Another user on the board wrote: “Meh, I’m not allowed to be an Elite Yelper since I am under 18, but I didn’t let this blog phase me.” Exactly. Out of the mouths of babes. If smoking and Elite Yelping are both restricted until you’re 18, does that mean they both do the same amount of damage to your health? |
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18-Year-Old Age Restrictions, Chrissmari, Elite Parties, Elite Yelpers, Memes, Profit, Uninsightful Content, Yelp
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covert operative and irl troll kthnx
I don’t want to get flamed, but I did notice most of the yelpers were women. Do you think the men were just enjoying thier Dos Equs?
They do it for the good of humanity, not for the free drinks. Sheesh, dmac, don’t you care about humanity?
I had never heard of yelp until D-mac wrote about it here.
Me either. But I sure am impressed by those ELITE members. Maybe I could be one someday! On second thought, I’ll put effort into something that matters.
Eh, they do get free food and drink sometimes, and I have to imagine it’s usually pretty good (better than Mexican Post, at least). That’s not a bad tradeoff for writing some reviews.
yeah it’s not a bad tradeoff at all. if you dont take it super seriously there’s not a huge amount of effort involved anyway. but then again I’m Elite at everything I do
dmac - you’re a tool.
haha sorry dmac, that was directed at chrissmari, i read the posting history wrong, my bad. chrissmari - you’re a tool.
Clearly, D-Mac, you are not insightful enough to build up a reputation for writing restaurant reviews on the internet. For shame, sir. FOR FUCKING WELL SHAME.
You will, I assume, be committing suicide shortly.
No, you had it right.
Dmac - you’re a tool.
jrd you spelled cunt wrong
I wonder what is so wrong and horrible in Chrissmari’s life that she gets so excited and happy over internet drama. Not too many people on yelp really like her, she’s not interesting or much fun and obviously has nothing better to do on her holiday weekend than try and slag a bunch of people who just want to have fun. Can people be banned from yelp events? If so, can we ban chrissmari from further events? Thank you.
Cunt fight! Who’s got the jell-o?
Ins’t pretty much anyone who describes themself as a jetset chic a worthless drone of a bitch without the right to speak in public or criticize others?
Jello says “We’re hopping the jet set tonight.”
I don’t know, does someone who can’t even get their own name right have the right to speak in public or criticize others? (The Real Dead or Real Deal? McNeil or mcNeil? Ins’t?)
Someone take the internets away from chrissmari. Newsflash: no one’s interested in your banal whinings sprinkled with bad british slang. It’s cringe-inducing and makes me almost feel sorry for you and your empty life.