Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Jul

2

Breaking: People Fail At Having Sex

Dan Gross delivers:

Two Inqwaster editors, apparently heading for a quickie, were red-faced recently after they stumbled upon other employees working in an office they thought would be empty. The secret lovers played it cool, but our spies have no doubt they were looking for a place to get it on.

It’s pretty awesome this story is coming from the Inquirer and not The Daily Pennsylvanian.

Who could it be now? [Daily News, 4th item]
 
dmac | 9:41 AM | 1 Comment
Blind Items, Dan Gross, Hilarity, Inquirer
 
  1. Mike Says: Jul 2 12:43 PM

    This just goes to show how horrible Philly’s gossip pages are. They’re repeating office gossip in print.

    Ooh, Dan Gross’ sources are telling him that Joe in advertising is totally secretly gay. And what two marketing executives had a drunken tryst at last year’s Christmas party?!?

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